I have never walked 500 miles in the amazing Yorkshire Dales hills,

But I have hiked to Darwen Tower.

         I have never seen a goofy,                                            

But I have seen my French bulldog (Diesel) chasing fly’s around my garden.

I have never felt a UFO,

But I have touched my Grandad’s blue Nissan.

I have never wrote a 200,000 word book,

But I have written a 50 word Dairy entry.