I have never…

But I have…

I have never seen a real panda,

Never have I ever…

I’ve never been to Wembley to watch England play in the cup final,

But I have watched Black Burn Rovers win against mill wall.

I’ve never hugged a great, growing, grizzly bear

But I have squeezed my teddy bear

I’ve never seen a deadly dodo

But I have seen a pecking peacock

I’ve never ridden a mighty melodeon moving at the speed of light

But I have ridden down duxon hill

But I have cuddled my toys panda

I have never heard a lion roar,

But I have heard a brown bear growl

I have never tasted super slimy soup,

But I have eaten ribs from the Chinese takeaway

I have never been a teacher like you,

But I have, through my life at school, continued being a respectful and educated child