I have never swam in the Olympics,

But I have swam for Bramcote Swimming Club, 

I have never climbed Mount Everest,

But I have climbed my steep stairs,

I have never jumped off a cliff,

But I have jumped off my bed,

I have never eaten a worm from the desert, 

But I have eaten a gummy worm from the shop,

I have never been in a EuroStar to Paris,

But I have been on the tram to town. 

I have never wrestled a grizzly bear for food,

But I have wrestled my sister for the TV remote,

I have never been in a Tesla,

But I have been on a BMX bike, 

I have never seen a poem as good as this, 

But I have seen one now.