Peaceful Pacific Ocean

I’ve never ridden a delicate dolphin through the peaceful Pacific Ocean,

But I have ridden a Stallion called Jingles through Brindle Lodge.

I’ve never cracked my pure white scull,

But I have cut my head so bad I had to have a silver staple planted in my head to put it back together.

I’ve never been as miniature as a disgusting disease spreading germ,

But I have been so small I could fit in the cradle of my dad’s hands.

I’ve never slurped up some delicious Doctor Pepper through my nose,

But I have laughed so hard my drink squirted out of my nose.

I’ve never dipped my hand in lava as hot as the sun,

But I have jumped into the chlorine filled swimming pool.

I’ve never raced in a Nascar around the Daytona 500,

But I have raced my friends on my bike through Gregson park.