I’ve never swam with dolphins,

but I have watched my fish Mango swim back and forth.

I’ve never drank the ocean in Spain, 

but I have tasted my salty tears. 

I’ve never had a banquet with my friends, 

but I have had a roast dinner. 

I’ve never wrestled Tyson Fury, 

but I have kicked my sister. 

I’ve never designed a hotel in Skegness, 

but I have built a hairdresser with lego. 

I’ve never jumped into a volcano, 

but I have burnt my tongue with gravy. 

I’ve never travelled the whole world,

 but I have seen the world on a globe. 

I’ve never seen the end of this poem, 

but I have now.