On Monday, I saw an house across the street
that looked like Lindsay Hoyle’s house
and realised it is Lindsay Hoyles house
after I saw his turtle through the window.

On Tuesday, I went to Asley Park
and found out Asley Hall is being renovated
and has been renovated for three months.

On Wednesday, I walked to Fredricks ice cream
and got bubble gum ice cream
then walked down the canal to my house (wich is behind Fredricks).

On Thursday night, I dreamt that my house had turned into palace
and the queen had tea with my mum
and I was next in line for the throne.

On Friday, I accidentally found a portal to an alternate universe
were their me exploded earth and later the universe
and he then escaped to my universe
so I followed him reported him to the police.