On Monday, I found a £5 pound note and I quickly cycled to Connor’tous butchers and bought steaming hot scotch pies, sausage rolls and bridies fresh out of oven, I cycled home as fast as a cheetah, it was like the fate of my life was in my hands.

On Tuesday, I walked to the rockpools and then I saw it, it was the biggest rockpool I had ever seen and there lots of fish and crabs swimming and scuttling about, like they were all late for work.

On Wednesday, I saw Nessie swim up to surface, sneak behind an innocent fishing boat and eat the fishermen and women one by one, then he swallowed the whole fishing boat like it was a tiny little fish.

On Thursday, I touched the Samson Stone, it was so near the edge of the giant hill that if it fell, then it would not be possible to be stopped.

On Friday, I tasted the most delicious square slice, it was like I was tasting heaven, each bite made happier and every second would get better.

On Saturday, I heard the cannon fire in Edinburgh to signal 1pm, it was like I had went back in time to 1942 and I was fighting the Germans.

On Sunday, I dreamt of me winning the rugby world cup with Scotland, the heavens opened up and it was pouring but the crowd cheering us on put us through till the end.