Walking in Scotland

On Monday, I walked down tae Main Street Monkton to get my breakfast I enter Gods house, 

The Snack Express, and I ordered a juicy square sausage with 

eggs, bacon and tattie scones but best of all, I got to drink IRN-BRU!

On Tuesday, I travelled tae the Highlands and visited The River Ness

And suddenly, Nessie appeared but he did not attack

Me but instead he whipped out the bagpipes and Wool tam

And started piping Auld Lang Syne.

On Wednesday, I was eating my Fish and Chips and suddenly an army of squawking Seagulls started pecking at me but I was not going tae let them get my Fish and Chips but then, disaster struck,

 I lost my grip and the Fish and Chips fell tae the ground and sad Opra music that would make you cry stared playing.

On Thursday, I was travelling doon tae Glasgow when saw a huge 

crowed walking towards Hampden football stadium for the Scotland game and all

I could think ,”I wonder if they will win or lose.”

On Friday, I travelled to the capital city Edinburgh and went to Edinburgh Zoo, when I entered 

There was a shop with hats, plushies and other amazing stuff, when I walked a little farther, I 

there was a Zoo keeper chasing the fastest animal there, a speedy tortious.

On Saturday, I woke up tae the sound of my dug yapping, 

when I finally got out my bed I saw that my

Dug had destroyed all the pillows but worst of all,

he took the biggest poo every known to dug kind.

On Sunday, I came home from school and went

Upstairs and watched Netflix but 

The power cut out, **** you Monkton WiFi!