As a Result 

As a result of football- boys arguing

As a result of rugby- men charging

As a result of wind- trees dancing

As a result of shoulder injuries- slings are needed

As a result of pig- bacon

As a result of finals- fans singing and shouting

As a result of cinemas- silence must be obeyed

As a result of bees- the honey is fresh

As a result of old derby’s- fights always happen

As a result of Murrayfield- the atmosphere is amazing

As a result of coffee- no sleep