I have never seen a turtle wearing a bow tie,

but I have met a donkey like a brownie

I have never met a Calico cat with a black eye and wearing a pirate hat,

but I have seen an old goat called Snowy.

I have never seen an iPhone watching Stranger Things series 3 eating popcorn,

but I have met a pug as brown as chocolate called Bailey.

I have never seen a tsunami in person,

but I have gone surfing Aberdyfi.

I have never stolen 100,000 pounds from a bank,

but I have taken a hair bubble from my cousin.