I’ve Never…

I’ve never  had my arm bitten by an alligator

but I have been nibbled by my pet fish.

I’ve never hugged a grumpy lion

but I have snuggled up with my puppy Jess.

I’ve never surfed down Mount Everest

but I have sledged down a small hill.

I’ve never ridden a speeding ostrich

but I have ridden a horse down my lane.

I’ve never done a bungee jump

but I have jumped on my trampoline.

I’ve never been brushed by a jellyfish

but I have had my arm stung by a bee.