I’ve never had my arm bitten by an alligator
but I have been nibbled by my pet fish.
I’ve never hugged a grumpy lion
but I have snuggled up with my puppy Jess.
I’ve never surfed down Mount Everest
but I have sledged down a small hill.
I’ve never ridden a speeding ostrich
but I have ridden a horse down my lane.
I’ve never done a bungee jump
but I have jumped on my trampoline.
I’ve never been brushed by a jellyfish
but I have had my arm stung by a bee.