I’ve Never…

I’ve never broken into the Bank of England,

but I have snuck chocolate from the fridge at night. 

I’ve never rode a shark before,

but I have travelled on a white modern ferry to France.

I’ve never had a pet tiger stealing my treats,

but I have gone to pets at home to get hamsters.

I’ve never touched cotton candy clouds,

but I have felt pigeons feathers which I collected from the forest floor.

I’ve never been camping at Lakenheath

but  I have had a sleepover with my best friend Madi.

I’ve never hugged a baby panda,

but I have cuddled my dog Teapot.

I’ve never visited an ice skating rink,

but I have skated on my heelies.

I’ve never stroked a hammerhead shark,

but I have patted my adorable dog’s head.

I’ve never been in a rocket ship,

but I have sat inside my cardboard box which dashes as fast as shooting stars.