I’ve Never…

I’ve never picked a berry off a bush,

but I have picked up an aggressive turtle.

I’ve never pet a shark,

but I have pet the hard shell of a turtle.

I’ve never read one hundred books,

but I have read a book with 100 pages.

I’ve never seen the Eiffel Tower,

but I have climbed the gigantic mountain of Mount Snowdon.

I’ve never felt a mermaid’s scaly fin,

but I have touched a smooth, scaly rock.

I’ve never had a sleep-over at my friends house,

but I have slept in my brother’s room.

I’ve never rode an elegant dolphin jumping,

but I have galloped on a horse.

I’ve never voyaged to the North Pole,

but I have crafted a snowman with my brother.

I’ve never noticed a car dance like it’s skating on ice,

but I have been on a dancing bull trying to shake me off.