What are loud? A giant stomping, when Everton win and when Man United fans hear that Ronaldo is joining. What are quiet? When Man United win, a single tear drop and a broken heart. What are hot? Lava oozing down a volcano, fire drops on my hand and Mount Vesuvius. What are cold? Vladimir Putin’s heart, an ice cream in Victoria Park and a freezer at coldest temperature. What are smooth? A bunny rabbit, a soft cushion and my Dad’s cats. What is rough? A door mat, the war and an elephant’s back.