How to look after a Phoenix

First, put on your fire proof gloves so that your hands don’t get scorched to death when the Phoenix get scared or startled. Their  diet is a variety of herbs so you might to spend some time in the herbs and spices aisle or plant some herbs .Make sure you have a cage for it and feed it when the clock goes 8:45 am and 8:45 pm. Phoenixes are gentle creatures and hasn’t been know to physically  hurt any thing  .Their habitat in the wild is on mountain peaks in Egypt,India and China.Phoenix’s tears have brilliant healing powers so you can get rid of that first aid kit.Phoenixes are guaranteed  to live by your side for the whole of your life because they burst in to a ball of flames and come out as a chick in the ashes.

I hope you get on well looking after your Phoenix.

Phoenixologist Ralph

If you have any problems please let us know or call the local fire brigade.