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Red Fox Unicorn

 

Throughout the world there have been many breeds of unicorns and the rarest is the Red Fox Unicorn. Despite many sightings of  these distinctive beasts, there is not much recorded about them.

 

The Red Fox Unicorn lives in the calm and beatuful Birch forests in the middle of nowhere or a  claustrophobic hedge of the countryside. Its favourite pastime is to gaze at the mushrooms, fungi and the trees around where it lives. The main place to find a Red Fox unicorn is where the birch trees are most packed together and there are hundreds of weeds and the emerald green bushes. If you are eger to find its burrow it lives underneath a Birch tree filled with vines and thorns and you may even see one happily resting in a cosy pestion.

 

If you are lucky you may find them when the moon is at its highest, wandering around in ferns on the moss. Its favourite place to play around in is the brambles, thorns and the twigs of its habitat. When it hibernates, it will seek out a cosy hedge with a small place to snuggle in when it is winter. Despite the cold of spring, the Red Fox unicorn will venture out to the flower fields and roll around in the daisies, lavender and the dandelions. 

 

The Red Fox Unicorn has the fur of a puppy and the colour of a freshly cooked gingerbread man, straight out the oven. Its whiskers are a thick midnight black colour and the blacker the whiskers are the better it is at sensing what’s around them. The tail of the Red Fox Unicorn is bushy, fluffy and extremely helpfull for balancing and climbing up trees. Its eyes are a soft hazel colour, like a pine tree’s bark. The colour of its horn is an inky black, which is to help with fighting with other rival unicorns. The teeth are razor sharp, coloured like buttermilk and are filled with the poison from the poison ivy it regularly feasts on.

 

 Red Fox Unicorns are are playful yet shy unicorn if you were ever to approach one you must bow down and approach slowly while looking away, if it does not bow back to you, you must back away slowly but if it does bow back to you, you need to very quickly feed it a piece of a poison ivy(be care full tho it is best if u where gloves)so it know you will not hurt it but if you try and fool it and try to hurt  it will bite you with its poisonous bite (so it is best not to do that)so don’t  try to fool it are you will face the consciences.

 

The last sighting of the Red Fox Unicorn was in 1723 and was recorded by Kevin Grarow. Most of the other explorers have not been able to go back or see since they left; it is believed that they are listed in the Birch woods in the middle of nowhere.

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