I have never been made the Prime Minister of the UK

But I have been made a house ambassador at my school.

 I have never shot a gun at a petrified person in the white house

But I have shot a plastic bow and arrow at a target in the Troon scout hall.

 I have never been eaten by a slithery sea serpent in loch Ness

But I have been bitten by my little sister in my house.

 I have never built a skyscraper on the dark side of the moon with Santa and the hulk

But I have built a mud hut in a swamp in Minecraft.

I have never used a lightsaber to fight against Yoda on top of the empire state building

But I have used a stick to fight against my brother in my Grandads back garden.