I’ve never surfed the waves in Hawaii,

But I have been riding a bodyboard in Santon downham.

I’ve never sung with oliver twist,

But I have done karaoke in the legion.

I’ve never  jumped off a cliff in the himalayas ,

But I have jumped off a tree at Lynford lakes.

I’ve never backflipped of a yacht,

But I have been fishing on a boat.

I’ve never eaten 1 million oreos,

But I have seen cookies being baked by my big sister.