It happened like this. I was out fishing on a Sunday morning. I cast my rod into the sparkling water, hoping to catch a swordfish or two, if I was lucky. Suddenly, I was tugged into the water by a beast from below. I tried to swim back to my raft, before I was killed by whatever was being reeled in. I looked down to see the outline of a humongous whale! It launched me into the air and opened its mouth. I fell into the gaping hole that led to the hungry stomach.

So there. That’s how it happened.