Dear Household,

I am writing to you because of the lack of food that is inside your house. My family and I are starving because of you! My children are getting sick because you have not been food shopping. Also the food in your fridge and on your counter is mouldy and it sticks out the whole house so it goes into our home. And it’s even more disgusting that you have food that you don’t eat so it is mouldy and out of date. You never even throw it away, it’s disgusting. Go food shopping!

From The Mouse Family.