Hello snowman, wouldn’t you  want to come to the nice, heated warmth Or  stay outside in the freezing cold weather?I have a real fireplace in my living room perfect for you! You wouldn’t melt at all but it depends where you sit. You can even have a drink if you want to! There is a lovely soft seat for you. Please don’t suffer in the freezing cold , you know you want to be warm so just step inside. A football game is about to start and you don’t want to miss that! Come in when ever you dare! Bye