The man who woke up as an animal

It was Saturday evening and as always Tom was having a pint. He was watching a TV

programme called ‘Only Fools & Horses’. He was very lazy. After a while he decided it was

getting late so he headed upstairs for bed. Now your probably wondering who was doing

all the washing, cleaning and drying up. Well he has a lovely wife called Olivia who was so

hardworking and caring. Anyway as Tom was getting into bed he noticed that he was a lot

hairier than usual. The next morning Olivia was walking into their room with Tom’s tea when

stopped dead and fainted. Tom didn’t know what was going on so he looked in the mirror

and oh what a shock he got. ‘Aaaaaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhhh!!!!!!!’ he screamed. He had turned

into a cougar overnight.