If my dog could speak. 

The other day, I was taking my dog on a walk along the beach, he was making a lot of strange sounds. It was like he was muttering under his breath and talking to himself. I stopped just outside my house to see if I could make out any words, but by then he had stopped. When I got home, I went straight into the back room and started to watch TV. As I started to relax, Hugo started this muttering thing again. Then he said this, “Switch the channel over, this programme’s so boring!”