If you are in trouble and there are minotaurs chasing you (for some reason) read this to find out its greatest fear. If the Atlas sisters have almost killed the world with minotaurs, you could end up being a superhero!

Fortunately, none of the equipment is expensive. What you could do is:

1. Make sure it has black fur but check if it’s a pony, otherwise this treatment won’t work. Unicorn features include:

1. Spiky teeth and a really long horn
2. Screeching to call friends
3. A love for Skittles
4. Family-friendly
5. Lives in dark caverns

2. Next, beware of its long horn! It could strike you one second and the next second, you’d be dead! Try to talk calmly and don’t make it afraid. Use words like this:

• Hello,
• I’m your friend.
• Here are some sweets (make sure they’re skittles)
• It’s all right
• Come on, let’s fight some minotaurs.

3. After that, if the unicorn is slightly jumpy, here are some things you could try:

• Whisper gently, “Calm down, Jamal,”
• Give sweeties
• Stroke its fur gently
• If these don’t work, I got nothin’.

Finally, If any minotaurs are roaming around, (and you need a pet unicorn) just use these instructions. Remember, keep the unicorn calm. Otherwise, you’ll become the No.1 supervillain!

How to know if you have the unicorn plague

• Have you seen rainbow **** on the ground?
• Do you dream about candy floss clouds?
• Are you eating too many carrots?
• Did you start growing fur?
• Are there skittles popping up in your drawers?
• Do you hear galloping all the time?