I have never hated my dog Douglas but, I have always loved him. I have never read Shakespeare’s books but, I have read Harry Potter. I have never won the won the Olympic Games but I have won a boxing match. I have never tasted a steak made by Gordon Ramsey but, I have tasted a steak made by my grandad.
I have never,but I have
I have never flown to space but I have taken an airplane to India.
I have never painted the Mona Lisa but I have drawn a dog.
I have never had 12 scoops of ice cream but I have eaten a doughnut with sprinkles.
I have never graffitied artwork but I have made art.
I have never stolen from a stranger but I have snatched a chocolate from mum.
I have never eaten 24c gold on a cruise but I have been on a cruise to France.
I have never met the alien replica of me but I have seen my mum’s drawing of me .
I have never won a game of monopoly but I have won the game called life.
I have never won a Guinness world record but I have won a medal from a gymnastics competition.
I have never climbed the stairs to heaven but I have climbed the stairs to my dad’s room.
I have never swam to the bottom of the ocean but I have swam to the floor of a pool.
Spider ( by Olly)
I have never caught a wild tiger , but I have captured a wonderful lady bug .
I have never jumped into a pool full of rocks , but I have jumped into my hot tub .
I have never walked to London and back , but I have walked to my local corner shop and back .
I have never visited the White House , but I have been to the Effie tower .
I have never held a red back spider , but I have held Dorris my cat .
I have never felt diamonds shining in a gloomy cave , but I have held a gold coin to the man who owns the corner shop .
OLYMPICS (by Bradley)
I have never been on the Eiffel Tower, but I have gone on the London Eye.
I have never been on a Spanish beach, but I have been on a cool beach in Guernsey.
I have never done a backflip, but I have done a front flip on my trampoline.
I have never wrestled John Cena at WWE, but I have wrestled my brother,Reuben.
I have never stole the Queen’s crown, but I have stole a chocolate bar at home when I was two.
I have never raced Usain Bolt, but I have raced my friend Olly.
I have never eaten a lobster, but I have eaten a fish.
I have never been in the Olympics, but I have been in the mini Olympic in Year 3.
I have never
I have never,
Eaten a 100 pound pizza,
but I have eaten sushi.
Cuddled a sad spider,
but I have given Teddy a bear-hug.
Heard the hiss of a snake before it strikes its prey,
but I have heard the repetitive tap of a hungry woodpecker.
Ate caviar for lunch,
but I once tried sushi. It was disgusting.
I don’t attack moths at night, I get my Mum to do it for me.
Owen’s Blog Poem
I have never been an aeroplane but I have piggy backed my best friend Leo
I have never eaten a planet but I have devoured a huge cheeseburger at Woodys Diner
I have never swam in a caramel sea but I have tipped cereal over my head when I was 3.
I have never won the lottery but I have won £5 on a scratch card.
I have never been to war but I have fought for the last piece of the Domino’s pizza.
I have never jumped off M.T Fugi but I have leaped off a flight of stairs at Morrison’s car park.
I have never
I have never,
Eaten a 100 pound pizza,
but I have eaten sushi.
Cuddled a sad spider,
but I have given Teddy a bear-hug.
Heard the hiss of a snake before it strikes its prey,
but I have heard the repetitive tap of a hungry woodpecker.
Ate caviar for lunch,
but I once tried sushi. It was disgusting.
I don’t attack moths at night, I get my Mum to do it for me.
From the ISS to climbing Mt Everest by Gracie
I have never…
Been on the International Space Station,
but I have done the moonwalk on my kitchen floors.
I have never swam with a dolphin around the world,
but I have ridden a horse around a National Wildlife Park.
I have never been on television ,
but I have filmed a video from within my bedroom walls.
I have never befriended an alien while being on the Eiffel Tower,
but I have been with my friends Jess and Thara in the playground at Belton.
I have never shaken hands with Boris Johnston,
but I have done a handshake with my friends.
I have never felt the shimmering stars that lie up in the sky,
but I have gazed up at them from my bedroom window.
I have never swam to the greatest depths of the ocean,
but I have dived to the bottom of the pool at the Meres.
I have never taught 5,000 people in a class on teachinglive,
but I have helped my friend Jess finish a maths question.
I have never swam alongside a shark,
but I have swam alongside my dad in the Netherlands.
I have never climbed to the top of the Eiffel Tower to sharpen the point,
but I have stood and took pictures beneath it.
I have never been to the end of a rainbow,
but I have stared up at one from my car window.
I have never seen the sun rise from Mt Kilimanjaro,
but I have seen it glide swiftly down from my bedroom window.
I have never reached the height of Mt Everest,
but I have hiked up Catbells on a chilled spring day.
I have never felt the sharp, tall teeth of a Tyrannosaurus rex,
but I have seen the teeth of my fluffy tabby cat as it yawns.
Gemma
I have never been to the moon and back but I have jumped up and down when I met my best friend Molly and I met.
I have never wrestled John Cena at WWE but I have fought for chocolate with my brother Ben and my sister Samantha.
I have never done a back flip but I rolled down the hills of holes.
I have never ridden a pig but I have mounted Rainbow the pony.
I have never but I have
I have never rode a T-Rex in a space station but I have played a space station set game.
I have never shot a rocket into a termite infested house but I have Sean a nuclear explosion on TV.
I have never heard my family **** but I have listened to a cow doing it whilst it has poorly stomach.
I have never seen a rooster doo opera but I have made a bird screen in a musical voice by scaring it.
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