Tag Archives | Maryam

How to train your unicorn

Have you ever felt sick and tired of your unicorn misbehaving? Are you wondering how to train your unicorn appropriately? Read these instructions and become a true unicorn expert.

 

What you need:

Blanket, cosy bed, rose petals seeds, exercise stuff 

 

  1. First, create a safe habitat blanket, a cosy bed that encloses so that the unicorn can’t escape the house and it will sleep cosly. 

 

  1. Next, provide rose petals seeds from last month. Your unicorn must drink loads of water so they can’t be dehydrated.

 

  1. After that, in order to make your unicorn be fit and strong you need to let your unicorn run lots and fly lots but you MUST let them eat healthy food. If your unicorn doesn’t exercise then it will get super angry and it won’t be able to sleep. You will need to buy exercise stuff.

 

  1. Finally, prevent your unicorn from listening to Billie Ilish and Bts then make sure to let your unicorn listen to the songs sometimes or if you let your unicorn listen to the music a lot then your unicorn won’t like the song any more.

 

Warning:If your unicorn eats  a lot of green beans then it will explode like lava popping out little rocks. you give anything to your unicorn when it leaves it will come back because all your love is in the apple but if you don’t give anything to your unicorn then it won’t come back because then it means that you don’t love your unicorn but last but not least if you give your unicorn the songs it likes then your unicorn will fall in love with you because you gave it it’s favorite songs and when your unicorn comes back it will get you magical gifts.

 

  

 

How to train your unicorn

Have you ever felt sick and tired of your unicorn misbehaving? Are you wondering how to train your unicorn appropriately? Read these instructions and become a true unicorn expert.

 

What you need:

Blanket, cosy bed, rose petals seeds, exercise stuff 

 

  1. First, create a safe habitat blanket, a cosy bed that encloses so that the unicorn can’t escape the house and it will sleep cosly. 

 

  1. Next, provide rose petals seeds from last month. Your unicorn must drink loads of water so they can’t be dehydrated.

 

  1. After that, in order to make your unicorn be fit and strong you need to let your unicorn run lots and fly lots but you MUST let them eat healthy food. If your unicorn doesn’t exercise then it will get super angry and it won’t be able to sleep. You will need to buy exercise stuff.

 

  1. Finally, prevent your unicorn from listening to Billie Ilish and Bts then make sure to let your unicorn listen to the songs sometimes or if you let your unicorn listen to the music a lot then your unicorn won’t like the song any more.

 

Warning:If your unicorn eats  a lot of green beans then it will explode like lava popping out little rocks. you give anything to your unicorn when it leaves it will come back because all your love is in the apple but if you don’t give anything to your unicorn then it won’t come back because then it means that you don’t love your unicorn but last but not least if you give your unicorn the songs it likes then your unicorn will fall in love with you because you gave it it’s favorite songs and when your unicorn comes back it will get you magical gifts.

 

  

 

Unicorn Sighted! By Maryam

Machel

We are interrupting this programme to announce that a unicorn has been spotted at Camden School For Girls. At 11am, this mythical creature was seen eating a baby bird. ‘I was delighted to have my PE lesson interrupted, ‘explained Denis, age 13. ” The Queen has explained that “This is an unknown quantity. Please do not come out of your house and keep all pets at home and if you see this mythical creature call 0764200.’’ The mythical beast has broken into the school. The PE teacher was teaching the kids how to play football and then a beast broke in and the beast was kicking the ball and weirdly the creature scored a goal.

A

A

Fire Unicorn by Maryam

The Fire Unicorn

Have you ever seen a fire unicorn? Fascinatingly, their enemies are dragons! 

 

Have you seen me?

 I have excellent eyesight. It is common for them to make it shower of tiny, hot splinters. They have rubey hair, rainbow horn and scarlet wings.

Amazingly, they have a special birthmark which looks like a snake crawling up their hooves.

 

Do you know where my habitat is?

They live in cloud houses in lava. Surprisingly, they are shy to be seen from other animals and humans. They sleep a lot. Interestingly, the cloud house is scorching hot because there’s this place in the lava that has fire wind and the fire wind isn’t cold instead it’s hot and fire unicorns like hot places.

 

Do you know what my favorite food is?

Fire Unicorns eat apples, salmon, red fish and rarberrys; they drink fresh water from the river they eat and drink the same food every day. Some fire unicorns eat food that’s made of lava. And they drink lava.

 

What do you expect from me?

Fire Unicorns are very kind and they like to save the day. But some fire unicorns are evil and they like to destroy houses. Amazingly, some fire unicorns can see in the dark and fire unicorns likes to see the sun going up before animals or humans see them or else if they see the fire unicorns the unicorn will be very angry and it will run away forever and go to a place where know one can survive except fire unicorns.

Question Poem by Maryam

What are hot?

The burning sun, an unexpected Ghost Pepper and the flaming anger of someone   cheating. 

 

What are cold?

The freezing cold pond with lots of fishes, a freezing snowball fight in the evening and the chilli freezer with frozen food.

 

What are fragile?

A newborn baby’s head, a butterfly’s wing going into the savannah and a fishes bone lying in the middle of the sea.

 

What are strong?

A person resurling a child in a ring, people believe in racism and one shark bite eating a crowd of fishes trying to run away.

                                                   

Where I Come From by Maryam

I’ve never swam with a goblin in the atlantic onsen

But I’ve splashed my mum in an egyptian pool.

 

I’ve never had a picture with pennywise in high park near the birds

But I’ve had a photo with my family on top of the hill in Hampstead Heath.

 

I’ve never ridden a unicorn in the sky 

But I’ve ridden a light brown horse.

 

I’ve never cooked chocolate muffins with Jamie Oliver

But I’ve backed delicious cookies with my mum.

 

I’ve never shaken hands with chucky in the zoo near the animals

But I’ve high five my friends in school.

 

I’ve never been friends with a shark in the ocean 

But I’ve been friends with a fish when I was swimming in the sea.

 

The door.

Go and open the blue door,

 

Maybe there is-

A whale swimming in the ocean,

Violets growing

Or a sapphire glowing and waiting for you to retrieve it.

 

Go and open the green door,

Maybe there is 

Emeralds glimmering across the room,

Kermit the frog ribbiting

Or Mike wazowski walking in the sunny street.

 

Go and open the orange door,

Maybe there is 

A basketball shooting into a hoop,

Garfield waiting for you to adopt him 

Or Donald trump announcing something excellent.

 

Go open the red door,

Maybe there is 

A chicken clucking as its greeting,

A parrot repeating whatever you say 

Or a tomato exploding.

 

Go open the yellow door,

Maybe there is 

The sun trying to shine across the world,

A banana waiting to be peeled

Or duck searching for a pond.

 

Should dragons be evicted from the town?

We have been debating whether or not dragons shall be escorted out of the town.This is a hot topic at the moment because there are food dragons camping in piles of food leaving a massive pile of litter and people are absouloutey shook.

 

Numerous people suggest that dragons should be kicked out of the town or if refused executed because they are popular for eating everyones food and breaking every food place and buildings.Additionally,dragons are to be known to use their fire power and destroy huts,mansions and offices but this one leaves food unexpectedly people say the food it leaves may harm humans.Furthermore,people argue that dragons steal gold and expensive stuff.

 

On the other hand,some people agree that the food dragons shall be given a chance to prove they mean the local town no harm.Furthermore,it is suggested that the council work with dragons to see if they are well behaved or if they are well out of control so that dragons and humans can live together.Indeed,some humans have poined out that food dragons feed of all the food in their house.

 

Having considered all the arguments,I believe that we should stand aside by the food dragon as it eats all the junk food and leaves us with healthy ones rather than munching on all of the food rapidly therfore we should not harm them.My main conclusion is that it is helping us live a very healthy life.They can also protect us from a lot of attacks.

Should dragons be evicted from the town?

We have been debating whether or not dragons shall be escorted out of the town.This is a hot topic at the moment because there are food dragons camping in piles of food leaving a massive pile of litter and people are absouloutey shook.

 

Numerous people suggest that dragons should be kicked out of the town or if refused executed because they are popular for eating everyones food and breaking every food place and buildings.Additionally,dragons are to be known to use their fire power and destroy huts,mansions and offices but this one leaves food unexpectedly people say the food it leaves may harm humans.Furthermore,people argue that dragons steal gold and expensive stuff.

 

On the other hand,some people agree that the food dragons shall be given a chance to prove they mean the local town no harm.Furthermore,it is suggested that the council work with dragons to see if they are well behaved or if they are well out of control so that dragons and humans can live together.Indeed,some humans have poined out that food dragons feed of all the food in their house.

 

Having considered all the arguments,I believe that we should stand aside by the food dragon as it eats all the junk food and leaves us with healthy ones rather than munching on all of the food rapidly therfore we should not harm them.My main conclusion is that it is helping us live a very healthy life.They can also protect us from a lot of attacks.

Dragon hunter

Wanted-urgently-a Dragon Hunter

 

Are you currently searching for employment?Have you got any fears of dragons?Would you accept this katrillionare offer?If so,look no further.

 

We are pursuing the finest dragon hunter to rid  our town of these vile beasts so that we can sleep soundly at night without the fear of dragon attack.First,imagine becoming the most famous person in the land with songs sung about you for many years!Furhtermore,we will contribute a guarantee of protection from future goblin attacks by building you your very own castle.Our unimaginable offer includes a lifetime annual salary of one sack of rare diamonds, a free ac to cool you down from the dragon fire, a free rare carriage and elite horses to carry you around the town as 1 million and more people will be chanting your name in massive crowds while throwing money on you head.Additionally, we will gift you some free breakfast for the rest of your life consisting pancakes and syrup with berries sprinkled on top and a posh milkshake with all sorts of nice mixtures.If successful you shall be crowned as the bravest and boldest dragon hunter in the whole land and have you image posted in the dragon catcher monthly magazine. 

 

Dont miss this opportunity of a lifetime!Grab this chance,apply now and live your dreams.