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Visit Wacky Wands

Are you about to set off to Hogwarts?

Do you need your wonderful wands?

Has your wand started to wear off?

If so, you need to visit wacky wands. 

 

We boast a host of the finest traditional

goods, we store the oldest of families

generations of wands, we care for the

wands, for the wands pick the wizards.

 

Just in – We have all the finest wands

for you.  

  • Pheonix feathers
  • Unicorn hair 
  • Dragon scales 
  • Mermaids eyelashes 
  • Moon cheese 
  • Star-Dust 

 

Are you a student? Your

first wand is already waiting for you.

Get exited of your first adventure with your

brand new wand. 

 

Plus – 

  • New students get 30% off.
  • Free tea or coffee for getting your first wand.
  • Buy 3 wands for the price of 2  

 

“This is the best shop for getting wands”

Says James Potter

 

Be no stranger to our shop.

Have a blast don’t be the bomb.

 

Why get bullied for a having a broken wand? Keep

the bullies away while you show off your new beautiful wand.

Yes, you can shop till you drop…… and have a nice sip of tea

in our small café in the back. 

 

Shops name: Wacky Wands 

Opening time: 7am to 9pm (open every day of the week)

Street name: Wizards wells 

Street number: 96

 

 

Visit Kat’s Katanas!

Visit Kat’s Katanas!

Are you getting into battles without any equipment? Are your swords blunt? Have you been beaten way too many times? If so, come down to Kat’s Katanas we have the best prices!

 

The finest materials used the craft these powerful weapons all at affordable costs! These goods will help you win every 1v1 or even a 1v100. We guarantee you will become the most powerful ninja in the world!

 

Just in! Brand new weapons like:

  • Wolf’s Gravestone
  • Skyward Spine
  • Engulfing Lightning
  • Staff Of Homa
  • Mistsplitter Reforged
  • Thundering Pulse

 

Are you a first time buyer? Then you can get 30% of your first order! Be amazed by the quality of these equipment that will make your battles a lot easier!

 

Weapons like these

Will make you feel at ease.

 

Why be afraid of monsters and hilichurls when you can cut them open with a sharp sword? You can shop till you drop at this store. These bows will make you surprised from how fast they shoot!

 

All purchases come with:

  1. An extra handguard
  2. Arrows (If it was a bow)
  3. A discount card

 

 

But you can even get your initials engraved on you weapon! For only the extra cost of only £15!

 

Offer-By one sword- get one free – best deals in town!

 

10 year guarantee on all products including:

  • All the eye catching colours!
  •  2x Sharper arrows!
  • Glow in the dark aura!
  • Waterproof electric bolts!
  • Auto spinning mechanics!

 

We provide honest service and we make sure not to damage your packageing! Order now at www.katskatanas.com and use code SW03D2 for 25% off! 

Visit Glamping Matters and Adventures

Visit Glamping Matters and Adventures

 

Are you about to set off on a fantastic adventure? 

Does your glamping equip?

Are you still trying to find a perfect caravan to rent?

If so, you need to visit our shop for all the appliances 

needed and unbeatable offers. 

 

We own all of our traditional goods, everlasting 

clothes and the perfect caravans ever – all at 

unbeatable prices that anyone can afford and 

ideal for all adventures.

 

Everything is specially made to fit your likings such 

as: 

  • The finest clothes made from cotton
  • Caravans for sale with everything needed
  • The fluffiest blankets ever
  • Headtorches and torches
  • Tents with a double waterproof layer
  • Cozy liners for your tent or bed

 

Plus – Are you not sure what to buy? The First-time 

equipment pack is our biggest recommend. Be 

alerted for any type of dangerous journey or a 

hazard route.

 

Bound to be skint from getting equipment from 

Amazon?

Be no stranger to our shop!

 

Why be scared off by Ghouls and Goblins? When 

you can keep them mesmerized from the word

‘LEAVE’. Yes, you too can shop till you drop… and 

if you do, why don’t have a bite of our energy 

boosting cereal bar?

 

All buyers are amazed with:

a. An adjustable suitcase that can stretch if

you have no room left.

b. A buy on get one free with anything under

twenty-five pounds.

c. A map that only appears at dusk

 

Come shop now and be the first one to have 

their own personalized equipment. Yes, we

can engrave your initials into you’re appliances.

 

A seven year guarantee on every item, including:

  • Furniture
  • Star-light
  • Everlasting materials
  • Rust-proofing for rainy occasions
  • Riddle book, incase of bridge monsters

 

“Many new customers have been blown away, 

from the things they have bought.”

 

Order now on http://www.holidays.com/appliances 

or visit your local shop at the west side of town. 

We are open twenty-four hours, seven days a 

week.

Visit Salty Springs

Do you need some new shoes and want to help save the environment?

You have come to the right advert!

 

Be amazed by are plastic detector shoes with its special features of also being able to detect glass.

 

You can only get this deal come get it before there outa stock!

 

You can stop global warming and save animals and the rest of nature!

 

“there is no planet B”

 

It will also detect certain types of paper, rubber and metal.

 

It’s 99% off!

 

If you were an engineer would you interfere

 

The sale ends on the 20th of July!

buy from springy shoes

Are you looking for a once in a life time offer? At unbeatable prices. Life time opportunity’s. Planet saving materials. What more could you want? Come to our shop now! Or visit our website at www.springshoes.co.uk amazing items for amazing prices!

 Made from,

  •  a unicorn horn,
  •  cotton, 
  • star dust
  •  animal friendly materials!

 

 Some of our customers have said ” I LOVE THIS PRODUCT” , ” this product is so good for adventures!” This item is helpful, a necessity and amazing. every time you purchase a pair of spring shoes, you get FREE SWEETS! Come quick or else you will miss out on the spring shoes. Find us at super springy shoes OPEN 9AM-5PM. 

 

These shoes are called spring shoes because when you jump it automatically connects to the springs and it makes you jump 3x higher! These shoes can be used for fun, for adventures or even when your lost in a maze so you can see where you are going. At super springy shoes you can get more than just shoes you can get, t-shirts, jeans, leggings and the best thing is that it all is our merch!

 

Clown Paradise shop

COME DOWN TO THE CLOWN TOWN

 

Are Your swords blunt? Is your fruit wearing out on you? Well come down to the clown paradise shop yeah I am still working on the name were you can get everything right here and guess who’s been here ok times up  it’s the one and only Luffy that is who.

 

This is the only place where you cannot get scammed at all that’s right we have a staid of the art security system so no one can steal scam rob punch and all of the above which in my opinion is not that helpful but hey its good for marketing.

 

Come now or order so that you don’t get sad if it is not there  and get a massive discount two swords for the price of one or you can buy one fruit get another the same power free and a special offer get a free metal hand if you lose one isn’t that great.

 

 Do not worry if you don’t have bout or ship we have plenty here that’s right we sell ships and staid of the art bouts and if you’re wondering if the navy are here don’t worry about that those are mine to and they can be yours for 50000 berries each cheap am I right.

 

There is plenty of types of fruits so you will not get bored there are

  • Bomb fruit
  • Paw fruit
  • Falcon fruit
  • Dragon fruit
  • Molten fruit
  • Metal fruit

 

Guess what as well as Luffy Whitebeard the Whitebeard has come here before and guess what he said if he takes over the world which he will he will not destroy this place how kind is he that is amazing

 

We boast huge strong ships, amazing glorius powerful fruits, the sharpest swords arrows and all of the above.

 

Like I said you get two swords for the price of one and an amazing juicy dragon fruit that’s right one of theys bad boys can get you a lot and it’s all yours if you spend more than 30,000 berries.

 

We who sail the super seven seas are the perfect place to come if you don’t well expect a lot of faltering

 

We are open all day seven days a week and we will be at the dark seas the Tropic skull and the molten volcano

Buy from adventure essentails now

Are you going on an exciting adventure? Are you planning on spending lots of money on things you will only use once? Are you prepared for your trip? If not ,we have the greatest prices and the best quality you can possibly find! Order Now ,before it is too late!

 

 select all of your products then proceed to checkout be quick or you won’t get anything, Hurry up! Find us at www.adventureessentials.com .  Are you trying to buy affordable tools for your family? Order from adventure essentials now.

 

Made from the finest of materials such as:

  • Bamboo
  • Paper
  • Metal
  • Cotton
  • And more eco-friendly materials 

 

“I love all of these amazing products ” claimed Niamh Collins “these prices are amazing” shouted excitedly Lucy Slider  “these products are so sturdy they have not broken and I have had them for 15 years” said Louisa McNish ,we have so much more good reviews but I can’t show them all.

 

we also sell blankets, tents and much more wonderful products for all different kinds of adventures . WHEN YOU BUY 5 PRODUCTS OR MORE YOU GET 50% OFF YOUR FIRST PURCHASE. Perfect products for perfect prices . To visit our website type on google: www.adventureessentails.com 

Chapter 1

The jolly  Jopen  

 

Are you tired of carrying round all of your irons and wedges around the golf course then look now further. 

 

Are you looking for an amazing golf adventure?

Well if you are come down to Jopen, there is a golf club

That is 12 in one so you get a 2 iron, 3 iron, 4 iron, 5 iron, 6 iron 7 iron,

8 iron, 9 iron, pw, Sw and w. 

This club is the deal of a life time, order now at www.Joppens.com,

These are the benefits of it, it is a 12 in 1 very light also it is pretty cheap and it is the best material out there.

 

This is what Rory Mcilroy had to say about our shop ” this is an amazing shop, and the 12 in 1 is the best club I have ever used so should go a get one for yourself.

The Manor Malty Hotel

Visit Manor Malty Hotel

 

Are you looking for a hotel which has high standards?

Are you looking for a hotel with family rooms and doubles?

Well this is the hotel for you, we provide fun games for children and include bars and restaurant’s.

We have saunas and spa rooms and more! If you book now and from May 10th you will have a 40% off!

 

Plus we have the best food served restaurants in the UK!  Our rooms are cleaned every day and room service is available for the same price.

Some fun stuff for the kids are:

 

  • Fun swim
  • Horse riding
  • Wall climbing & Rock climbing 
  • Hair salons & makeup and nail salons
  • Football pitches & rugby and tennis courts 
  • Theme park & water park

 

In your room you will find an amazing butler/maid who will be right at your service, snacks and strong Wi-Fi is included. Book now at www.manorhotel.com you can also call us at 78 6039 6984. The benefits of coming to this hotel is ; it’s not as expensive as other hotels, it is a full on luxury hotel, it provides everything you could ever ask for, all the staff are lovely and welcoming & pools and hot tubs are clean out regularly. “Many new customers have been blown away from the perfect room service and food.

 

We accept animals as we will provide rooms that can have animals in it there’s beds given for some types of animals/pets.

 

Make sure you book now, and I hope to see you very soon! Have fun at the Manor Malty Hotel!

 

Football Superstore

 

 

 

 

Football superstore

 

Are you in need of  new football equipment? Then come to our amazing football superstore it’s got unbeatable prices.

 

We sell retro/kits,  football boots, training equipment, shin guards, goalie gloves, footballs, grip socks etc. All boots and goalie gloves come with a free football, prices are so good that after half an hour all the boots were gone. So if you’ve got a game coming up please pop in and buy something you won’t regret it. Don’t miss out.

 

It’s a brilliant choice to pop in that you’ll never want to leave. Be kitted out now with the latest boots, kits and grip socks. Are you a footballer then come on in it will be like your second home. 

 

We also have custom kits and boots that you can design yourself but that needs to be online. We have Nike, adidas, puma, sondico, new balance  boots that only cost up to £60 pounds and lower.

 

“I love this shop I want to live here.” The goat of football Kyogo said. We have custom boots, backup studs and backup laces they all come with the boots apart from the custom you have to pay extra for that.

 

 For Fantastic footballing gear, come on down to the football superstore today. Were open 10am to 7:45pm. Were open Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Sunday.

 

Don’t miss out, thanks for shopping.