You are as loud a chihuahua barking in the middle of thunderstorm in the middle of a night.
You are like a bin in the middle of a theme park with food and drink in it.
You are a apple always getting eaten by teachers like children eating cotton candy.
You are as slippery as a slug in water wriggling about in the water
Like a baby trying to swim.
You are as Red Devil haunting you
you sleep on Halloween at midnight.