You are as loud a chihuahua barking in the middle of thunderstorm in the middle of a night. 

You are like a bin in the middle of a theme park with food and drink in it.

You are a apple always getting eaten by teachers like children eating cotton candy.

You are as slippery as a slug in water wriggling about in the water

Like a baby trying to swim.

You are as  Red Devil haunting you

you sleep on Halloween at midnight.