Dragon Hunter Advert
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Are you the finest dragon hunter in the land? Are you able to hide in good places, wake up early at 5 o’clock Also would you be prepared to lay down your life for the town?
We are seeking the most powerful person in the town! We expect you to give all of your might and fear! Our offer includes:
- A tire painted gold for a bus!
- A grow your own mushroom set! (Look out for your free box a year)
- A bowl full of milk and a sacksful of sugar! out of date
If successful you will be in a year book. (Full of everyone from your town)
If you feel like this is the job for you, you will be expected to:
- Scare the dragon away for ever!
- Be brave and fearless!
- Carry a weapon wherever you go!
- Be an early riser!
If you like the sound of this type of job than sign up now!
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