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Wanted- A Dragon Hunter!

Wanted- A Dragon Hunter!

Are you in urgent need of a new job? Do you have great experience in dragon hunting? Do you want to make the Prime Minister proud? If so, this job is for you!

We are in desperate need of a skillful Dragon Hunter to rid our country of these terrifying creatures, so that we can for once step out of our houses without worrying about sudden attacks. First, imagine people writing books about the most famous Dragon Hunter in the entire village! And guess who that is? Yes, it could be you! Furthermore, we will be offering protection from Storm Dragon attacks by building you your own thunder proof Skyship.

Our offer includes:

  • A box of cooked spaghetti for two whole years;
  • A new wheelbarrow full of fresh daisies;
  • A never ending candle! (Unscented)

Additionally, we will provide you with, home grown strawberries when they are in season in the summer. If successful, you will be presented an award for Dragon Hunter of the month and will have an article written about you in the newspaper. If you wish, you can go to the Dragon Festival five years in a row, for free!

Don’t miss this once in a lifetime opportunity! Grab this chance now and live your biggest dream.

 

If you are interested apply now at,

Snowy Mountain

Dark Tiny Town

Tre7604

(Applications after the 12th may will be burnt to a crisp.)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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