DRAGON HUNTER

Are you currently suffering from long boring jobs?

Do you wonder about dragon attacks?

If so, don’t miss out on our unimaginable offer!

We are seeking a dragon hunter to break the spirit of the Goblin Dragon, so it does not harass our children, and ***** our fellow mates! First, imagine the fame you would gain, and the scrolls written about you! Furthermore, we will guarantee free protection from hornets, certain types of bees and fireflies, yes, you read it correctly! This wonderful offer includes  a “5 day a week” supply of sickle wood cereal, fire foot milk, and the astonishing ruby pie, all collected from the local market!

We promise you a bear’s pocket of pennies a year, plus elastic bands for all occasions, and a guide of Almost Trained Dragons. If you get rid of our infamous elf-crushers, and save our town from these beasts, then you have a 5% chance of winning the Starshine Villa Medal, and finally get the life that you deserve.

Don’t miss out on this awesome opportunity, and sign up for our unbelievable rewards.

The town’s safety, lies in your hands!

To apply, you need to travel to starshine villa, at the dead of night!