Archive | April 29, 2021

I have never climbed Mount Everest

I have never seen an alligator while it is swimming slowly in the water

But I have seen shrimp while it is swimming softly under the water.

 

I have never eaten a big,beautiful butterfly from the ground

But I have soft samen from my plate.

 

I have never been to Disney land on top of my cool car

But I have been to fancy France in car under the sky.

 

I have never seen my friend in person for a long time because she lives in Devon 

But I have seen her on Facetime.

 

 I have never touched two guinea pigs from a cage

but I have touched two gerbils called Chocolate and Cheese Puff from a cage.

 

I have never eaten a chocolate bar when it has been in the sun

but I have eaten a chocolate bar when it has  been from the fridge.

 

I have never ridden on a cow from the farm

but I have ridden on a horse from the farm.

 

I have never climbed to Mount Everest

but I have climbed up a ladder to climb up a tall slide at Caron Lane Park.

 

I have never eaten an apple while sitting on the sofa

I have never eaten a sausage sandwich with mayo in it.

But I have eaten sausage flavoured crisps

 

I have never eaten an apple while sitting on the sofa.

But I have eaten cheesy doritos with ketchup.

 

I have never eaten a octopus with its wriggly wobbly legs in the air like snakes

But I have ridden my dads back on a weekend.

I have never eaten mouldy cheese

                                                             

I have never eaten a  poison red apple while filming snow white and the seven dwarfs,

but I have eaten a pure pink perfect pink ladys  apple straight from the shop.

 

I have never eaten a falcon while lying in bed 

but I have eaten chicken breasts in bed.

 

I never eaten sushi, 

but I have eaten tuna from the  fish and chip shop.

 

I have never met a Ariana Grande in real life,

but I have been to a tribute concert of Ariana Grande and JoJo Siwa.

 

I have never ridden a giraffe in South Africa,

but I have stroked and fed giraffes at a zoo.

 

I have never seen a Cobra,

but I have seen a grass snake on a dog walk.

 

I have never won the lottery,

but I have won competitions in horse riding.

 

I have never eaten mouldy cheese,

but I have eaten mouldy bread by accident.

 

I have never been to France 

but I have met several french people.

 

I have never drunk beer at a pub,

but I have drunk diet Pepsi from MCDonalds.

 

I have never been In a hot air balloon during the cold dark night,

but I have seen a hot air balloon nearly hit our roof while I was playing in my garden.

 

I have never been to a different country,

but I have been to a natural history museum in London.

 

 

I have never cuddled a panda

I have never eaten mouldy cheese from the floor 

But I have eaten cheddar cheese from the floor.

 

I have never ridden a hippo on the shiny shores of Lanzorote 

But I have ran with my dog on West Wittering Beach.

 

I have never tacked up King the horse

But I have tacked up Jigsaw the horse. 

 

I have never eaten a beautiful banana cupcake

But I have eaten a cheerful cheery cupcake.

 

I have never cuddled a panda while sitting on a haybale

But I have cuddled a chick while sitting on a haybale.

 

I have never eaten bacon because I am vegie

But I have eaten plant based bacon.

 

I have never ridden a lama in the Himalayas

But I have ridden a pony over a cross-contry jump.

 

I have never been to France

But I have met Mrs Watson who is french.

 

 I have never eaten dreadful out of date strawberries

But I have eaten out of date mushy blueberries before gymnastics.

I have never felt the putrid pain of being bitten by a shark.

I have never completed minecraft on survival.

but I have completed super mario 3D land.

 

I have never felt the putrid pain of getting bitten by a shark.

but I have but I felt the pain of falling from a terrifyingly tall tree.

 

I have never eaten gold glamorous pizza.

but I have eaten perfect pepperoni pizza.

 

I have never dipped my toe in a terrifying but yet traffic volcano with laver berating from the top.

but I have dipped strawberries in a chocolate fountain. 

 

I have never walked to the top of mount Evrest.

but I have walked to the Lodsworth Larder and back.

 

I have never met Messi in persan.

but I have met Steeve bactshall in persan.

 

I have never seen a whale in persan.

but I have seen one on the TV.

 

I have never made a magnificent Magnum. 

but I have made brilliant banana bread. 

I have never eaten a juicy burger by scarlette

I have never eaten a juicy burger while on a rollercoaster

but I have eaten my mum’s homemade burger with extra tangy tomato sauce.

 

I have never eaten a strawberry sprinkled cupcake when I was on a stage dancing

but I have eaten a strawberry sprinkled cupcake as delicious as if I was in a dream.

 

I have never eaten jalapeno as spicy as a whole bottle of hot sauce burning in my mouth 

but I have eaten a whole packet of fizzy sweets as sour as a whole bunch of lemons.

 

I have never seen an evil eagle catching its prey

but I have seen a ruby red robin flying through the midnight sky.

 

I have never had a strawberry sprinkled cupcake from Fixcanes after a long day at school

but I have had a chocolate cocoa cupcake from Fixcanes before bedtime

 

I have never slept with my cat Aveyarner as cute as a unicorn

but I always sleep with my cat Mrs Missy Moo as cuddly as my favorite teddy bear.

 

I have never sat or driven in a Lamborghini

I have never sat or driven in a loud  Lamborghini

But I saw a racing Lamborghini that was bright yellow

 

I have never had a pet husky 

But I have walked a mixed breed dog called Buddy 

 

I have never had an apple laptop 

But have a phone which  is a huawei Android

 

I have never been to the country france 

But I have been on holiday

 

I have never done surfing in the sea 

But I have swam in the shiny shimmering sea 

 

I have never had magnificent mint chocolate ice cream 

But I have had cookies and cream ice cream  

I have never played a grand piano to the Queen

I have never driven a blue lamborghini on the silent High Street 

But I have driven a black Auldi A3 for kids outside my house.

 

I have never eaten a pickle which is as slimy as a slug 

But I have eaten a cucumber.

 

I have never done a one handed cartwheel 

But I did a regular cartwheel.

 

I have never stroked a huge brown bear 

But I have stroked a ginger cat called Bob.

 

I have never played a grand piano to the Queen 

But I have played a keyboard to my Mum.

 

I have never seen a turtle swimming in the clear water

But I have seen a tortos.

 

I have never raced an olympic champion 

But I have raced my friends.

 

I have never eaten parsley covered in honey 

But I have eaten carrots covered in honey.

 

I have never eaten pizza with sweet toppings 

But I have eaten a gummy pizza.  

 

I have never sat in a ferocious Ferrari

I have never took gold from the earth 

but I have took copper as brown as chocolate.

 

I have never seen  a fantastic field full of crops

 but I have seen a glorious garden full of flowers with the prettiest petals.

 

I have never tasted the tang of ratatowe

but I have eaten a luxury stew at a three star restaurant.

 

I have never been to Paris to see the Eiffel tower

but I have been to Londen to see Big Ben.

 

I have never sat in a ferocious Ferrari

but I have sat in a fantastic Ford.

 

I have never seen a boy sitting on a saddle while riding a rogue rhino

But I have seen a girl riding a heavy hooved horse while trotting at the speed of light.   

I have never hopped happily off Mount Everest…

I have never hopped happily off Mount Everest like a bunny called Frizz jumping into a tree carelessly while eating a packet of crisps,

but I have rolled rigidly down a hill that made me extremely dizzy as if I rolled around 2 billion times in my handy home.

 

I have never flown on a bouncy bird, 

but I have flown on an aeroplane like a monkey. 

 

I have never gone to the manly moon, 

but I have looked at it from a long way away.

 

I have never been gracefully green like hulk by eating my broccoli,

but I have drawn on myself when I was a little kid and learned to not do that again ! 

 

I have never gone to the movies with no t-shirt on like a monkey on Britain’s got talent,

 but I have got my t-shirt off when I was at my home on summer 2020 when its been its hottest in 52 years (or something like that I don’t know)

 

I have never finished a beautiful book,

but I have just finished (maybe not finished yet)this totally paper poem right now!

 

I have never listened to my soggy self,

but I have listened to my mature mum.

 

I have never I have never done what I want myself to do,

but I have just finished (now I have finished it!) this paper poem on computer!!!