I have never eaten mouldy cheese from the floor 

But I have eaten cheddar cheese from the floor.

I have never ridden a hippo on the shiny shores of Lanzorote 

But I have ran with my dog on West Wittering Beach.

I have never tacked up King the horse

But I have tacked up Jigsaw the horse. 

I have never eaten a beautiful banana cupcake

But I have eaten a cheerful cheery cupcake.

I have never cuddled a panda while sitting on a haybale

But I have cuddled a chick while sitting on a haybale.

I have never eaten bacon because I am vegie

But I have eaten plant based bacon.

I have never ridden a lama in the Himalayas

But I have ridden a pony over a cross-contry jump.

I have never been to France

But I have met Mrs Watson who is french.

 I have never eaten dreadful out of date strawberries

But I have eaten out of date mushy blueberries before gymnastics.