I have never … 

I have never swam the English Channel in 2 hours, 

But I have swam a swimming pool in 5 minutes. 

I have never ran a marathon in one hour, 

But I have ran a mile in 10 minutes. 

I have never seen Frankenstein in a castle dungeon, 

but I have seen some scary stuff in my cellar. 

I have never had a python on my shoulder, 

but I have had my pet rabbit on my shoulder. 

I have never toasted a spider on the face of the sun, 

But I have toasted my mum’s delicious homemade bread. 

I have never seen the end of time, 

But I have seen the end of this poem. 

Catherine.