I`ve never tasted the queen bee’s honey,

but I have eaten the luscious sweet honey made from her workers and then sold in the Market Square.

I`ve never visited Mount Everest and observed the snow glittering in the morning sun,

but I have spotted the sequin stars glistening in the Asian night.

I’ve never spoken to my guinea pigs Coco and Oreo,

but I have heard the squeak to me for their one and only Sainsburys spinach.

I`ve never seen the queen in the violet dress,

but I have spotted my mum in her purple dress on a night out.

I`ve never counted to a million in my bedroom,

but I have experienced hundreds of cars in Thetford Tescos`s car park.

I`ve never seen a cow jump over the moon,

but I have caught sight of my horse charge over a fence.

I`ve never run ten mile marathon, 

but I have jogged up Little Lodge Farm with my dog.