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Dragon Catcher

Have you ever wanted to be known worldwide for you riches?

Have you ever wanted to have so much money you don’t know what to do with it?

Do you have a quick reaction time?

 

Well if you answered yes to all of the  above, then consider yourself lucky because the E.D.C. (Expert dragon Catcher society) wants you, yes you, to help them in their next mission to catch the dragons of super city. Your skills must be immaculate, because we are looking for: 

  • People with strength good enough they can easily lift cars. 
  • You need experience, if your not twenty or older we will see you next year!
  • You need to have expert craft skills and a medical degree to craft temporary splints when needed.
  • You must have a degree in food science to detect any problems in our crews food.

 

The qualities we are looking for in one of our crew members are pretty easy to meet, but without them you are no longer E.D.C. material. These consist of the heart to share, the mind to care, the eyes of fair and the to help your crew mates if and when they need it.

 

Your rewards if you join will be, an abundance of cash 526,455 pounds to be exact, your starting wages will be from 900,000 pounds and up. This is a lifetime opportunity, if you do not accept there is clearly something wrong with you.

 

Do note that any injuries that occur will not be held responsible by the E.D.C. Please do not sue.

Dragon hunters wanted now!

Dragon Hunter Wanted Now!
Are you ready for a adventure?
Are you confident?
Do you feel like a warrior?
If the answer is maybe let me persuade you more by telling what kind of person we need. We want some stealthy-ness, strongness and hard work! If you are not any of these then you can train in our beautiful training course. Well you need train really really hard because you will be capturing the rarest and the world’s most dangerous dragon which is the froot loop. And no one and I mean no one has ever managed to capture him. He lives in cave made out of his scales but not actually it’s from his cousin. Then we have  unlimited food and water and the world’s largest pizza!!! So apply NOW THANK YOU FOR READING! www.dragon.hunter.co.uk

Elite dragon required

 

Are you courageous & confident?

Do you want to get of your sofa and come and join us on a adventure of a lifetime?

Have you always wanted to be richer than the city combined?

 

If your answer is yes then you will love this job 

To take part in this outstanding job you will need to 

-capturing these monsters 

– secondly you will be told to devour the beasts of the forest to presses many powers of the unknown 

 

First before you jump in and explore the wonders of the forest you will need many years of training learning all the dragons weaknesses thankfully you don’t have to pay for the training,for when you qualify all you need to learn here at the DA (dragon academy) then once you have passed all your tests you will no longer be a cadet you will be in your own castle with your own perfection in case of attack of you succeed by slaying a monster you will  be crowned DSOY (Dragon Slayer Of The Year) by the queen her self  you will also receive 2kg of gold 

Dragon bounty hunters wanted

Dragon  bounty   Warriors

 

              Wanted 

Do you have what it takes to catch a dragon?

 

If you do complete your bounty you might be accepted?

 

If you accept you can join you will be payed 500,000 pounds and a free Lamborghini and you have your own lugubrious mansion to do anything or go anywhere and a soft blanket and pillow.





Come and join  

Dragon bounty hunters wanted

Are you able to hunt dragons?

Do you want to capture one?

Are you excellent to hunt one?

Well ,look no further!

You will have the job to be able to hunt and capture a dragon. You will also have the opportunity to stay in one of the most luxury hotel ever in a sky ship and will be travelling on an flying elephant for many months for FREE!

The qualities we are looking for are fighting , hide and seek and good quality hunting so we can sneak around the dragon and not get spot the skills we need are climbing and running skills so you can run away from the dragon and climb trees to hide from the dragon.

So this is why you should have this job to live in a luxury hotel on a sky ship , and will be travelling on a flying elephant all for free , being able to find your first ever dragon in this job! So if you want to, then go ahead apply now to live your dream life. Go now to   http://www.dragonboutyhunt.co.uk

DRAGON BOUNTY HUNTERS WANTED!

Are you able to hunt dragons?

Do you want to capture one?

Are you excellent enough to trap one?

Well, look no further!

 

So your job is to hunt and capture a dragon. You also have the opportunity to stay in a handsome hotel on a sky ship and will be travelling on an expanding elephant for many months for FREE!

Oh yes! And the best of all is that we will give you LOTS of money and gold! And we mean LOTS!

 

The skills we are looking for are HOWLING hunting, CAPTIVATING climbing and curious ways of capturing and the qualities that you need are being REALLY good at fighting, HISTORIC at hiding and SUPERB at seeking.

 

So that’s why you should have this job. And if you want to, then go ahead, apply now and live your dreams! To apply, go to http://www.dragonbountyhunt.com.


Dragon hunter

Have you got what it takes to be able to complete the unthinkable?

Are you brave enough?

Do you want money? 

Do you want to explore the would?

We will use a giraffe as bait for the dragon and as it swoops to kill the giraffe your group of 4 skilled shooters, will shoot it and place it in a cage which is transported to a van. You will earn £10,000 in every dragon you catch and with a grand total of more than £1,000,000. you will be the richest person in the world!!You will be famous and be on the newspaper for a century! You will be remembered as the slainer.there will be a monthly trial!. You will get what you dream of. You will be rewarded a sack of gold and free food and water for a week. 

You will have to:

  • You have to be daring.
  • You need to have any experience of fighting 
  • You need courage – not only in the brain, but in the heart

Sign up today at killingboys.www.uk  and if you have trouble, call the number 01296424488 .

Dragon Advert

Have you ever thought about being the riches in the world ?

Do you like going on adventure?

Do you know anything about dragons

If you said yes to all of them questions then this adventure is for you, L.P.D could really use your help

we are needing people to fight dragons and hunt them if you are someone who can do that carry on reading.

We are looking for :

  • Strong people
  • Stealth skills
  • If you get hurt you have to know what your doing
  • You have to be able to craft anything you need during the trip

If you accept this offer you will start earning wages from ten  to fifty thousand pounds and higher

This is an amazing offer if you decline this offer you might regret it after for the rest of your little lives. You have to be 18 + to join our adventure if you aren’t 18 try next year. 

Have you ever thought about being the riches in the world ?

Do you like going on adventure?

Do you know anything about dragons

If you said yes to all of them questions then this adventure is for you, L.P.D could really use your help

we are needing people to fight dragons and hunt them if you are someone who can do that carry on reading.

We are looking for :

  • Strong people
  • Stealth skills
  • If you get hurt you have to know what your doing
  • You have to be able to craft anything you need during the trip

If you accept this offer you will start earning wages from ten  to fifty thousand pounds and higher

This is an amazing offer if you decline this offer you might regret it after for the rest of your little lives. You have to be 18 + to join our adventure if you aren’t 18 try next year. 

Wild Beast hunter wanted

Are you looking for a job? Do you know how to tame a dragon? Fight wild beasts? Hunt in the night? Are you brave and fearless? Well we have just the job for you.

 

We are looking for new wild beast tamers. Imagine this walking through the forest, suddenly a Dragon swoops down and lands right before your eyes. It starts breathing fire you are screaming in fright! Out of nowhere a Dragon tamer from our company calmly tames the dragon (does not kill it) and saves your life.

In our business you get the most flexible hours and food every day at the camp.

So, don’t miss an opportunity like this! Join us today.

Earnings (Per Hour)

Level 1: 2 florins

Level 2: 4 florins

Level 3: 5 florins

Level 4: 7 florins

Level 5: 10 florins

Wanted human hunter

Wanted- human hunter

Are you bored of your life bitten part in the pack. Do you need to be free?Well look no further.Do you have the skills to take down these monsters? Come and take down these amazingly bad animals! So come help us. Apply now!

If you feel that this is the part for you, you will be expected to:

  • Travel to the world of humans
  • Find these monsters
  • Take control of the beast
  • Or kill them

In return, we will reward you with:

  • Stuff. Ok, fine, I’ll describe it to you, reader who should get this job.
  • A hot tub of water from a one headed dog’s saliva.
  • Poison from a viper in a very breakable glass

Even better you can be awarded a fiery to protect you from danger

If you’re interested in saving the pack. Alert us by leaving a trail of your scales . Come live your dreams.