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How To Look After A Turtle-Back Monkdeer

How To Look After A Turtle-Back Monkdeer

First, give your Monkdeer a lovely forest looking home with a massive bowl of perfect purple lavander. The Monkdeer likes to eat a lot of lavander and a nice nature home is a compliment to its habitat.

Then, stroke your Monkdeer before bed so that it will get to sleep properly but if you stroke it to much it will maybe give you a scratch to the eye, but it is quite harmless to you and any animals.

Except frogs, and if you think the frogs are scared of the Monkdeer well… your absolutley wrong the Monkdeer hate frogs, if you put a frog in its habitat your Monkdeer will probably wreck your home so, it is best not to bring a frog in your house.

After that, you should give it some special milk from a deamons sink you should reguarly give it the milk otherwise you will have an ear-spliting head ache from the Monkdeers very loud high pitch scream it is so loud that it could make your ears bleed.

Finally, to make your Monkdeer very happy you should give it love and care if you don’t it will be awfully sad and it may even start to cry so make sure to take care of your Monkdeer because it is a very rare species.

Take care of your Monkdeers people!

How to look after a dragon.

How to look after a pet Dragon.

Firstly, make sure u have a enclosed, fiery, warm place for your dragon so it will be hot.

Next, give it so wood so it can smoke it into ashes so it can be warm throughout the day.

After that, give it some meat so u do not become its next meal, then let it out into fresh air and put targets so it can burn it into pieces.

Finally, take it in and give it even more wood to smoke into ashes and give its final bit of meat and finally light a fire by it.

Hope this will help you understand how to look after a dragon.

How to take care of your pet Dementor

How to take care of your pet Dementor

Is your little bundle of darkness acting up, follow this carefully instructed guide to make sure that your Dementor is living in complete comfort. I guarantee that by the end of this guide you will know how to properly take care of your little soul sucker. As a warning never let your face be too close to your Dementor’s as it will take the opportunity to suck your soul.

The first step to make sure your Dementor is feeling at home in your house is to make sure that it has a dark, shady and cool place to sleep as it detests being in any sort of light and prefers the cold over warmth.

Secondly, make sure you never give your Dementor any human food as it does not gain sustenance from human food. In place of human food you should be regularly be providing it with animal corpses that it can suck souls from as we are talking about providing your Dementor  there  is no need to give it water as it does not require liquids to survive.

Next, make sure you are spending lots of time with it so you can strengthen your bond with it which will also make it likely that the untimely event of it sucking your soul occurs. After you think you have spent enough time with it you can even give it a name but on a side note make sure you don’t try and do this to soon as if it still doesn’t accept you it will kill you. Now re-visiting spending time with your Dementor here as some places you could take it are a graveyard a how to perform a seyonce workshop or how to mummify a living human.

 

 

This is the guide of how to take care of your Dementor By J S

what is…? by AP

What are…?

 

What are shiny? A silver serpent sliding in the sun. A brand new wedding ring carrying all the love and happiness you cherish.

What is unkind?  An evil Sister in a horrid terrifying bad mood! A vampire breaking out of a coffin coming to chase you for your blood.

What is sad? Me not having a fluffy cat. And me not loving a gigantic teddy bear.

The Lava Pegasus

The Lava Pegasus

 

The lava Pegasus, which is a rare type of unicorn, lives way up in space on a small, hot planet called The Lava World. Not much is known about the Lava Pegasus because it is so far away from earth. Unicornologists for many years, have been trying to catch a glimpse of this remarkable creature.

This type of Unicorn is around 7ft high. The Lava Pegasus is a skeleton with a golden mane of lava. Its horn is also made from lava and shoots fire balls. The lava Pegasus has the worlds strongest wings, to enable it to fly all over space. This type of unicorn can swim through the hottest molten lava.

The Lava Pegasus lives in a land far away in space, inside an active volcano. The volcano is surrounded by boiling hot magma. The planet that the Pegasus lives is made of gas. Unicornologists find it so hard to find anything out about this amazing creature because the land they live is so hot, no one dares to go near it. When scientists wish to try and catch a gaze at this mystical creature they must travel to the moon. There they have a rare chance at seeing it fly across the universe.

When the lava Pegasus is thirsty, it finds some hot magma and licks off the boiling lava. He has a special pouch on his side he can store lava to keep him hydrated for days whilst flying through space. The Pegasus flies thousands of kilometres across the universe to the sun where it feeds off the solar energy the sun releases. This gives the amazing animal all the life it needs to soar back to its home on Lava Planet.

The Volcano Unicorn

Introduction

Unicorns are delicate creatures. The Volcano Unicorn is one of the most delicate species of Unicorn, yet one of the most fierce of them all. You would not like to have one as a pet. They would climb over you like head lice. Fortunately, this unicorn has only existed on Mars and cannot come to this planet. The Volcano Unicorn, which has only got a lifespan of up to 12 months, can dig through rock using its laser eyes! Scientists have said that there are only a very small amount of 58 left! The reason Neil Armstrong actually went to space was to see the super cool unicorn, but the rocket had nowhere near enough power, so he went to the moon instead.

Appearance

The Volcano Unicorn is a very special unicorn. The amazing Volcano Unicorn is the exact same colour of lava. You couldn’t tell the difference between them. They look like that because they need to sink into the lava to be able to hide from humans. The outstanding unicorn, which breathes red, hot fire, has a grey horn that is very small. The reason it is so small is because it rarely needs to use it in its habitat of molten lava. Unusually, the unicorn, that lives miles away, doesn’t actually have fur like most unicorns do. It has scales that shine brightly at midday. The reason for the scales is because they need something to decrease the heat. The hooves of this tiny creature are quite large – for the unicorn, not us. They are the colour of ash on the lower part of their body. They strictly cannot be seen by any human at all! However, if you did, you would’ve been melted by its powerful laser eyes that are brighter than the sun and can be seen from thousands of miles away. The unicorn that eats hot dogs in less than 0.3321 seconds, has a mane that looks like wet blood dripping down its bony back.

Diet

This unicorn has a very strange appetite. It doesn’t eat lemons or banana skin. No, its way worse. They eat each other. To make it worse than that, they eat each other when they’re still alive. I’d be quite scared to be one of them, I could be eaten at any time. Would you be scared? Fortunately, the red, scaly unicorn only needs to eat one other unicorn in its life. They eat tiny amounts at a time so they don’t need a lot of food. They only eat once a week as well. They pick off the sharp, sparkly scales and pick out the eyes. However, they do not leave the brain. The special unicorn eats it first. If they had left it until last it would have rotted away. If you ask me that is kind of gross, but you didn’t, but, oh well.

Lifespan

As well as having a weird diet, they live an interesting life. They start off by being launched out of a volcano and they don’t grow at all. As they get older their stumpy horn grows as well as the scales. Once they get to three months old the temperature starts to get to them due to the scale loss. Scale loss is a deadly disease that every single Volcano Unicorn gets at 3 and a half months. At four months, the unicorn starts to die. At this point, the scales that they have left get crispy and that is the sign of death. They start to slowly walk back to the magic volcano that they came from. They climb all the way up to the top and jump in. They suddenly evaporate into clouds and look down at the other unicorns.

Behaviour 

These unicorns can’t behave, ever! Not for a second! They’re naughtier than me or you. Can you imagine that? They can never do anything you ask them to do and they’re always up to mischief. They smash everything in their path with laser eyes. They go invisible and creep up to someone and poke them with their horn. It sounds funny but it wouldn’t be if you were the person being poked.

Fire Unicorn

The fire Unicorn horn is strong as a black Wrecking Ball. The fire Unicorn horn makes it jump as high as a mountain. The fire Unicorn horn is as long as a middle finger.

The fire Unicorn tail is as orange as molten lava. The fire Unicorn tail is as fluffy As a Labrador puppy. The fire Unicorn tail can make it swim in lava until fire assistance.

The fire Unicorn is a strong as the diamond-set of armour in Minecraft. The fire Unicorn body has a body as big as a football stadium. The fire Unicorn body is orange in gallery spots that look extremely cool.

 

The fire Unicorn well-known lives on rocky cliffs next to volcanoes. the fire Unicorn eat molten ash. The fire Unicorn can fly out of bad situations. The five Unicorn hates seawater because it’s scared it will freeze in it anything else

the forest unicorn

Most people think that unicorns are mythical creatures.However recent discoveries in various parts of the world show they are infact just as real as you and I. the forest unicorn is an example of such a creature. these new discoveries have made unicornologists revaluate the world we live in because of these revelations people are now inserch of other such fenomimom. What else can be so amazing other than the forest unicorn. would you like to be a unicorn?

Would you be able to reconise a forest unicorn?if not i will give you a description of one.It has a horn made of wood. Every summer the wood rots and grows back. The horn twists some times because two horns grow. Next,  is the  mane. The mane sticks out like a giraffes neck. The colour of the mane,which sticks out like a giraffes neck,is a very light  brown, but the forest unicorn is special and i will tell you why in a minute. Secondly, the tail. The unicorn tail is a very light brown just like the mane, but the tail is super long its so long that it nearly touches the floor.Could you imagine your dogs tail that long. Now i will tell you the forest unicorns special ability’s. Firstly,the forest unicorn is able to speak and understand English. Secondly the forest unicorn  can camouflage just like a chameleon. Isn’t  that cool ?

Do you think you can figure out where a forest unicorn  lives? well i know you can because its in the name. The forest unicorn lives in the forest. In the forest there is so many forest unicorns in the forest its so beautiful.

The forest unicorn has a rare diet!the forest unicorn eats plants,grass,flowers and many more. The forest unicorn never can eat near other animal like wild cats,dogs,wolfs,hyenas and other forest mammals.

The nature of the forest unicorn is very mysterious because the forest unicorn is very well hidden so you never know where it is so no one can really answer that question but if you ask a scientist you will probably get a better answer.

fire unicorn

Most people think that unicorns are mythical creatures. However, recent discovery’s in various parts of the world, show they are in fact, just as real as you or I. the fire unicorn is an example of such a creature. These new discovery’s have made unicornologists re evaluts the world we live in. Because of these revelation, people are now in search of such phenomena. But were are? Who will find them?

Appearance

If you ever came across this beast. You will be scared for ever because it has a tail covered in red hot death spikes to attack from behind. Its horns has shooting rapid hot flames out of it like a mini gun. His hooves light up like  the sun ricing above the horizon. His fur, which is a rare type of fur, is a sharp and spikey skin because it needs to be strong, really strong. His eyes have a red hot glow turns into ball of fire when it gets angry. His ears are sharp and can hear up to one mile and sends smock to the air.

Have you ever seen a Halloween unicorn?

The Halloween unicorn, which is a spooky, powerful breed, is only ever seen in Autumn. During this season children and their families try to spot the unicorn before Winter arrives. Much to the surprise of a few lucky families, the Halloween unicorn has been seen and can be found dropping sweets down to lucky children. However, there is a lot more to know about the Halloween unicorn, than its special sweet deposits.

The Halloween unicorn, which is a very unique unicorn, is called Trickster. It is not easy to recognise because it only tends to come out in the dark and sleeps during the daytime. Trickster, who has inky black fur and eyes as small as an ant, flies through the sky, with its wings 4 metres wide. With a horn that looks like a lollipop, guiding him through the sky. The most significant power that Trickster has is the ability to stay alive forever.

The Halloween unicorn, which lives in wooded areas and castles, makes its nest from deforestation and fallen autumnal leaves. He likes to fly around, keeping an eye on everyone, making sure they are not in danger. He is especially good at scaring off any bad people, who may be threatening others. He loves to soar high in the sky, dancing through clouds and delighting young children with sweets from time to time. The Halloween unicorn, who can fly, drop sweets and surprise, can make an appearance when you are least expecting it.

During the Winter, Spring and Summer, the Halloween unicorn relaxes and refuels ready for Autumn. He collects special rocks and gems from secluded beaches and bays, which he then harvests to create the amazing, sweet treats he gives out in the Autumn. This can be a long process, which can take between 6 and 9 months to get ready.

The Halloween unicorn, which is big with its wingspan, is actually not intimidating. He is friendly and likes to watch families having fun. He only ever becomes frightening, if someone is in danger, or scared.

If you think you have seen the Halloween unicorn, who is called Trickster, then you must try and keep this a secret, to protect him and make sure you continue to get the lovely sweets.