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Hopeful Hannah

Dear Hannah,

 

I am writing to persuade you to become a superhero and show your powers to the world.

 

My first point is that for the last couple of weeks, you have been over the news from the outstanding performances you have shown people. Government agreed with my point and they quoted “You are an incredible woman.”  I hope you take this letter to heart and let people recognise what an amazing human being you are! What proves my point is when you made that alien promise to stay in space forever (no one has ever done that in the history of heroes!) 

 

Furthermore, I am concerned that you will: hide your identity away from the world; give up on your astonishing powers and completely give up -which is what no superhero has done before. To build on this concern, I would suggest you prove to the globe that you are the most powerful person ever! To do this though you need to make the most evil alien Maldehyde to leave earth and never come back. You need to do this before it is too late…

 

I would like to point out that no other hero has ever come face to face with an alien (let alone the most powerful one!) Are you ready for this? We believe you should do this as loads if people already know your strengths.

 

On the other hand, many people argue that you have taken this opportunity for granted and not seriously enough to be a definite superhero.

 

Yours sincerely Savannah.

Rixos Hotel

     Visit Rixos Hotel Dubai Now! 

 

Are you sick of your kids and grumpy teenagers? Have you forgotten how to relax? Is your life slowly turning into more and more work? If so, you need to visit Rixos Hotel for the treatment of a lifetime! 

 

Make sure to book and do your last cook as the amazing hotel provides free breakfast, lunch and dinner with incredible service and mind blowing flavors.

 

Kids club is where you can drop off your stressful bunch of children and go; enjoy your holiday. We provide:

 

  • Activities for kids all day everyday.
  • All activities are free.
  • Staff speak all languages.
  • A variety of snacks.
  • Physical workouts for everyone.

 

Plus- There are definite times for kids to try and find their passion for the outdoors. Don’t worry about dangers. Kids club is one hundred percent hazard free!

 

Losing hope?

Can’t cope?

 

Rixos will make you feel like you’re on top of the world.

 

Why be stressed about the future? Focus on you now and ignore the screams of kids and book Rixos!

 

We have to be the best hotel in Dubai as are pool provides:

  • A free swim up bar with every drink ever drank.
  • A smaller section for kids below ten.
  • An all adults pool to relax.
  • A filter system so any pee will flee in under two seconds.
  • And finally a training pool for professional swimmers.

 

Are famous funfair comes with:

  1. a)  so many bouncy castles for all ages.
  2. b) people on stilts for children to admire.
  3. c) a chocolate fountain with all you can eat fruit.

 

“ Me; my daughter and my husband went to Rixos and will forever hold onto the amazing memories we made there.” Quoted Chantel from room one hundred and twenty four.

 

We have over five hundred incredible rooms that include:

  • Bath and shower,
  • Two double beds,
  • A scavenger hunt,
  • A two week guarantee so if your room is not up to your standards we will change it.

 

We have lovely staff, eye popping features and terrific service!

 

Finally, we provide free beach rides on horseback! That includes:

  • Horses for novice people,
  • Horses for confident riders,
  • All horses come in all colours,
  • Some can also fly!

 

We hope you enjoy your stay at Rixos. Book now at www,rixoshotel.co.uk. Have a great time at the best hotel ever!

 

Gobbles The Goldfish

Unfortunately, my name is Gobbles the goldfish; It’s a horrible name I know. I spend all my life travelling around my huge fish tank that is a whopping twenty centimetres long! My owner is the famous William Shakespeare so that must make me the world’s most famous fish. William, who has no social life at all, watches me swim around all day doing nothing other than eat. Even though I am three years of age, I probably have more friends than my owner as he never has anyone around other than the cat who never seems to leave me alone.

Apollo’s adventures

It was midnight; a cold breeze drifted through the room; the warehouse door suddenly creaked open. Someone was there, right behind Apollo! Shouting began approaching the girl. Her bloodshot eyes darted round the room like a  great white shark finding prey. Still holding on tight to the soft wolf’s fur coat she saw two red eyes staring right at her…

 

In horror, she sat up and saw a large, colorful window sill with silk curtains so expensive they looked like pure gold. “ Wake up, wake up” she beckoned to the wolf. “I have a plan.”

 

As he awoke, Apollo looked exhilarated. “See that window sill over there? Asked the girl. Fortunately, the wolf nodded. “My plan is we should sprint over to the window not letting the black shadow see us and hide there instead.” Apollo didn’t know what the shadow was other than red eyes but she knew it wasn’t at all friendly.

 

Just as planned, they ventured towards the window as sly as a fox on a winter’s evening and finally they reached the window. On the window sill, they shut the glistening gold curtains and peered out of the murky; stained glass window only to see something Apollo nor the wolf had ever seen before.

 

There was a gate. But not just any other gate, this one was completely different. It had no other side! A black gate but one side was a flowering field wonderfully blossoming but the other side was nothing. A shiver ascended up her spine but with no thought at all she busted through the stained glass window and bloated towards the horrifying gateway…

Apollo Redgrave

It was a gloomy morning in January. Thetford looked dead. The only thing happy about the place was Apollo Redgrave. Apollo was a girl who would peacefully walk along decrepit train tracks attempting to get over but would have no luck and get turned away from indignant soldiers everyday.

 

One morning, the girl felt a boiling ball of fire in her stomach making her determined  to get across. The closer she got the more nervous she felt but that wasn’t stopping her. Without saying a word, she stormed past the soldier as brave as a cat with nine lives! Suddenly, she felt a harsh grip attached to her left arm and apprehensively knew it was the soldier. “Oii girl who do you think you are!” Silent, she bolted past making the soldier’s hand loose grip. She had finally gotten past! 

 

Apollo noticed the air was warmer than usual and the fog had lifted. Flowers were growing faster than Usian Bolt making the gorgeous scent of lavender tickle lightly up her nose. Blossoming trees wavered in the cloudless sky making Apollo feel like her own character in a movie. Without hesitation, she decided to explore the amazing world of wonders she had just stepped into.

 

Serenely strolling along a smooth footpath, Apollo heard a distressed person shouting in disbelief “I’ve found her!” Soldiers, as tall and full of muscle as the Hulk, trapped Apollo! Petrified, the girl skillfully slid through the soldiers fibrous legs and darted through many forests until all of a sudden a manky, ancient shed came into sight and of course she entered…

Bunny, bunny are you sure you can’t fly?

Bunny, bunny

why are you so cute and fluffy?

Are you sure it is not a hobby?

 

Bunny, bunny

how do you eat so much even though you have such miniscule molars?

 

Bunny, bunny

how are you so sneaky?

What is your magic power as you can fit through the gap in my legs and escape?

You are such an attention- seeker.

 

Bunny, bunny 

how can you stand so tall on your back legs for such a long period of time while waiting for food?

Who taught you?

 

Bunny, bunny

what makes your hide so special?

Do you feel safe inside of it?

 

Bunny, bunny 

how can you jump so high?

Do you have a secret potion that can make you fly?

What am I? Savannah FA

I have chocolate brown eyes that glisten in the sun.

I neigh as quiet as a mouse even though I feel like a tiger roaring in the jungle.

I love my carrots and apples.

Although I hate the farrier.

 

One of the best things about me is when I kick the stable door until “BANG!” it falls down and I can go eat grass.

I am  a wood-walker, hoof-tapper and door-kicker.

I have a long black silky mane and tail as shiny as an emerald,

 

I get a lot of  attention from the yard as I’m so tiny.

I am a food-stealer, finger-nipper and a fast-runner.

What am I?

 

Sneaky Squirrel

As sneaky as a sniper wolf,

A red squirrel jumps from tree to tree

Waiting for disaster to strike as thunder roars.

 

Paws tough like velcro 

Digging acorn under trees

Making sure a fellow evergreen-climber doesn’t find them.

 

Rusty red fur blowing in the breeze

Getting caught up on trees

Nothing can stop this little guy

Not even a deep stare from a tigers sapphire eye.

 

It anxiously plays hide and seek with the vicious grey squirrel 

Although he hides for his life instead of being the seeker 

He hides under trees, bushes and litter as he shakes,

He hopes he has not made any mistakes.

Come And Visit The Shadow Smith Emporium!

Come Now And Visit The Shadow Smith Emporium

 

Are your children pushing way too many of your buttons? Is your life in need of a change? Would you want to experience a life changing opportunity? Well then folks  don’t hesitate to visit the world wide Shadow Smith Emporium and have your smile elevated as soon as you step foot inside. Best of all, we are completely FREE! There is only one miniscule rule though you must bring your imagination along with you.

 

What we provide:

 

  • Unimaginary ice cream flavours
  •  Eye popping surprises
  • Mind turning magician tricks for everyone

 

For a daytime of sheer delight, hop to our shop and use the new offer “Buy a top until you pop!” This offer is amazing as the tops are completely free with no tax and you also will get a bag of delicious sugary sweets to snack on along your journey. We can also supply you with and experience of: 

 

  • Any wonderful wishes you have for the genie lamp
  •  A petting zoo with many different animals not yet discovered to any scientist
  • Family trees created for anyone that arrives with a secret Shadow Smith twist

 

You won’t forget the amazing experience you had here until you step foot outside that is…Don’t worry though as there is nothing to be scared or anxious about the Emporium.

 

“The sweets made my taste buds become full of delight!” quoted Mr M Tindle after coming out of the jungle!

 

  1. Prizes for everyone 
  2. People under twenty thousand years of age can come for free, not including vampires.
  3. Not a waste of money at all as you wont be needing to spend any

 

  • We are open all hours on every day of the week including weekends.
  • Find this incredible building on the A14 on Jolly Lane, Stanton Downham, IH17 DJT

Visit the website for more details on imagine@shadowsmith.gmail.co.uk  We are waiting for your arrival!

Reasons I have not handed in my homework-Savannah

Dear Mrs Egan,

 

I am writing to explain why I haven’t handed in my homework for the last year. Firstly,animals have done horrible things to my homework as once a group of fire ants ran away with it and they had burnt it with their flames! Secondly I left it on the side this Christmas and it fell into Santa’s sack and he flew away with it! Lastly, my mum has said it is a waste of my weekend so many times she has begun throwing it away! Thank you for reading my letter.

 

From your favourite student Savannah.