1. “I don’t live here!” Just pack your bags and live in the garden.

2. “We don’t have chores.” They won’t ask. We’ll, maybe.

3. “Who are you?” If you act like you don’t know them, you’re out of the job.

4. ” tell [your sibling] to do it.” They will come to their senses and ask you’re sibling to do it.

5. “I was asleep.” parents just let you off but sometimes they will ask you to do it.

6. “Its already done.” Keep it short and sweet ( even if you don’t have it done just say you did then RUN!!)