DRAGON HUNTER

Are you currently suffering from long boring jobs?

Do you wonder about dragon attacks?

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We are seeking a dragon hunter to break the spirit of the Goblin Dragon, so it does not harass our children, and ***** our fellow mates! First, imagine the fame you would gain, and the scrolls written about you! Furthermore, we will guarantee free protection from hornets, certain types of bees and fireflies, yes, you read it correctly! This wonderful offer includes  a “5 day a week” supply of sickle wood cereal, fire foot milk, and the astonishing ruby pie, all collected from the local market!

We promise you a bear’s pocket of pennies a year, plus elastic bands for all occasions, and a guide of Almost Trained Dragons. If you get rid of our infamous elf-crushers, and save our town from these beasts, then you have a 5% chance of winning the Starshine Villa Medal, and finally get the life that you deserve.

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The town’s safety, lies in your hands!

To apply, you need to travel to starshine villa, at the dead of night!

Dragon report

If there is one dragon to learn about it would be the tie-dye dragon. This unimaginable breed has strangely gone endangered!

Are they recognizable?

One of the main features of a tie-dye dragon, is its scales, their bright contrasting colours pop out amazingly, like the poor thing had tumbled through a giant’s paint pallet backwards! According to fishers who had claimed to have seen this “Wild beast,” said the horns were the most appealing, with their curving points and Emerald green spots. Sailors who saw this “creature” brought back photographic evidence, of the dragons horns splattered with hot pink sticky stuff. Even though the horns are this gluey pink colour, they help the dragon catch its prey, by baiting the feast to its horns; fascinating to watch! Many people believe that that this creature is friendly and happy, but if you get too close, then the tie-dye dragon will call its friends for a tasty treat.

Where do they sleep?

Unfortunately, the tie-die dragon hides in rainbows for camouflage, but when their wings catch a sneaky flap, they accidently give the game away, and hunters spot their beloved prey. They have a sleepy appearance, which means that they are always tired. They then have to sleep in tie-dye workshops, when the rainbows are pre-occupied. Generally, the dragon hides in dark caves when they are hungry, as they have quite a big appetite for bugs and beetles.

What does it do?

The tie-dye dragon is well known for its ability to make people go blind! This is so they can catch their prey without it noticing. Surprisingly, the tie-dye dragon has a secret power, which is the ability to gobble up as much after-eights and peppermint tea as it wants. Like most dragons, they have a secret enemy, the molten lava dragon! The molten lava dragon makes the tie-dye dragon frustrated when they cause the sky to turn fiery and grey!

It has been understood , that those who have mistaken the tie-dye dragon to be friendly, have vanished, so follow these rules when you see one, or you too could disappear:

• Try not to go closer than 7 Meters
• Avoid trying riding, feeding, or petting one
• You cannot take selfies with it (or just generally any pictures)

So if you ever see a tie-dye dragon, be sure to keep a good distance!