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The Angel Unicorns

Have you ever heard about the Angel Unicorns, sweet as they can be? Well, they are the most heavenly, poor creatures of all time. It’s possible for them to glide, stare and travel as far as they wish to and they are magical as well as they are mythical. The truth is, only the best of the best people can see them when the joyful, cute creature arrives to state a point. In fact, this information was gathered by a kind, gentle child.

The Angel Unicorns have a great appearance that anyone who glares at one for less than a second will be tranced for longer than you think. Their wide wings stretch out to a far distance and feel like pure silk when they’re joyful in any way for any reason. This is how they have the strength to fly wherever they believe they can . They also have eyes of diamonds that shine and glisten in the light. However, they are often hunted and slaughtered because of their wonderful eyes. Additionally, they have halos as golden as sunlight which they use to communicate with humans. If the halo were to disappear, the Angel Unicorn would no longer exist. Fortunately, only strong people have the power to do so and nobody would want these gentle, innocent pegasi to go missing. The horn of these mythical creatures is a strange white as it is made of clouds. However, they can still grant any magic they please. Their fur is so nice, it’s nearly as smooth as a baby’s bottom. Their long tails are so soft that if you had a bunch, you could make a blanket that could sell for £100. Also, their hooves are as shiny, hard and golden as a metal coin that you can make £2 out of one.

The minority of these creatures live at the highest step of heaven, living the dream life and having as much fun as they please. Otherwise, they would live one step below, which still isn’t that bad. If an Angel Unicorn were to live on the top step, this would mean they have informed someone about their good deeds and guaranteed them heaven. Of course, no matter what step they live on, they have the most dreamy habitat where no-one could ask for more. They make many, many friends with humans or animals who will always be there for them and help them no matter what. They can definitely be sure that in heaven, love is shared all around. The beautiful things love to hover above the clouds like it’s nothing and have the lives they wished for without a care in the world. Wait…

Even though an Angel Unicorn is the most beautiful, dreamy creature ever, it has quite an odd diet. However, it is not their fault as they are in heaven and they have no other choice. An Angel Unicorn’s most common meal that they eat is clouds. Plain, boring clouds. They don’t hate them, though. In fact, an Angel Unicorn has strange taste buds which make like clouds quite a bit. What they drink is similar to clouds. It is rain water. Rain forms little puddles and gets cleansed by an Angel Unicorn’s hooves. To them, rain water just tastes like plain water. However, their favourite meal is rainbows. They do show up very rarely, but whenever they do, Angel Unicorns gobble them up. They do, however, hate storm clouds as they contain hate and gloom. The only thing they are allergic to is hail. It causes them to fall asleep for a few minutes or possibly die. Fortunately, Angel Unicorns can last for months without getting hungry, so they don’t have to eat often.

As they are angels, you’d expect them to be normal; not too angry, a little bit kind. Surprisingly, they behave much differently. They are the sweetest, most majestic mythical creatures you’ll ever meet. This is very different to “a little bit kind.” They are as helping, pleasing and kind as they can get when talking to or being with innocent, kind people. However, they behave exactly the opposite to others. They are strict and unwelcoming to demonic, uncaring people. Otherwise, they are the friendliest things ever, only as long as they haven’t been threatened or bullied.

Just to make it clear, these creatures are angels in more than one way. They are 100% heaven worthy, so they stay where they are now. They are nearly impossible to hunt, but anyone who succeeds could make a fortune out of one (if they can keep it.) However, that fortune will cost them the worst spot in hell. However, make sure never to disagree with one, as you’ll get guaranteed hell. That’s right, these creatures are so powerful, they can choose heaven or hell for several people. Also, never ride on one’s back to heaven as you will get horribly injured and punished by the creature if you dare to.

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